An Almost Daily Journal
by Bianca Smith

Friday, May 23, 2008

get your butt out of my face

I'm full, but.... I'm hungry. I just had a bowl of cereal, and then a piece of toast, and now I'm thinking peanut butter and jelly. I hate the munchies. So good and so bad. :(

...anyway, I'm in a random mood.... so....you know what's offensive to me? Most girls have at least something covering their nether regions, weather it's a bra and underwear, or swimsuit when in the sauna at the gym... and then sometimes, some chicks come in stark naked and start doing yoga. Naked. In the small sauna, while other people are trying to mind their own business and relax. It happened again today. I mean.... put some freakin clothes on. It's not the nakedness that bothers me, (although it is a slight annoyance because... I don't want to smell someone's body odor next to me) but it's the fact that the culprit is bent over into which ever strange shape, and their unusually furry hoo-ha is right in my face, just musking up the room. It's always the butch chicks. Ewe. And again, it's not the nakedness that bothers me, at all. It's naked while doing yoga in the sauna that bothers me. ... I don't know why I was thinking about that, it's just... yeah... not good.





Haha... it's amazing what you can find on Google.



...see? There are actual places for people that want to do naked yoga. That's great. Now... just stay out of the public sauna, and go to a Naked Yoga class, and do it with other exhibitionists that want to be naked too.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

In Sweden everyone goes to the sauna nude.
But it is not as much a cliché as it sounds.
Been here for many years and they are usually single sex.
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Bianca Smith said...

I know. No, nudity is not out of the norm here in saunas. Lots of people come into the sauna naked. (but I'm sorry, it's just gross to me, when I can smell their body odor next to me. women can smell you know) But what I'm ranting about is a naked woman bending over, doing the downward dog with her sweaty butt in my face.

...ya feel me?

Anonymous said...

Yeah .. I get it.
Am not a big fan of guy smells either.
So team sports with sweaty people has never been my thang.
m